The Worst Things about the Conker Fandom

[ConkaNat]

I am not directing this towards anyone in particular, just a reminder.

1. ''Conker is SOOOO sexy!!!'' - .... Jeeeeeeez, you find a fictional rodent sexy? I'm a huge Conker fan, but I do not find him sexy, I find him cute, well, badass cute, but I don't find him sexy in any way, sorry, but it aggravates me whenever a young (mostly) fan says that they find an animated cartoon squirrel attractive, please, stop. I can tell you, some of my friends have been Conker fans since it first came out and they certainly didn't find Conker sexy, just cute and funny.

2. ''BFD vs L&R'' - Why does this whole feud exist?

3. You're no Conker fan if you hate the SHC/Tediz part! - Back when I was new to the fandom and I drew a lot of Conker stuff, some people told me that I HAVE to make War art or I'm not a true Conker fan, listen, not every Conker fan loves the ''It's War'' part, I'm not too keen on it, it's cool, but I'm not obsessed with that part, so if I don't draw ''Conker War'' stuff, don't get all annoyed with me.

4. A certain LPer - ....You know who I'm talking about.

5. CONKER2CONKER2CONKER2!!!! - Calm down, people! You need to know the truth behind it!

I know this isn't EVERY Conker fan, but you know whenever you see these, you just want to hurt somebody.

Rant over.

[ConkerGuru]

Just stating my thoughts about these things:

1. I don't see anything sexy about Conker. I see him as a funny and honest character, and yes, he certainly kicks ass, but saying that he's sexy is a little bit too overexaggerating, and lastly; It is very annoying for some of us older fans to hear that. These people really should stop saying stuff like that.

2. I certainly have no idea why. I wish I knew however.

3. I like the It's War part to a degree (mostly the one from BFD), and even though I don't really draw this stuff very much, I'm still a Conker fan by all means.

4. I so know that. Shouldn't think about even mentioning his name...

5. - Seriously people, I mean it. Stop begging the Conker guy to make a "Conker2". The guy who made the original Conker has moved on. It's pointless to keep begging him to make a sequel, because he won't do it anyway. When will these people(on Twitter, and such) ever get it...

(A bit offtopic, but I've been thinking about this for awhile; I'am of course the admin of this place, and you're a moderator, but I realize I should be having another admin here. Shall I make you into a admin, do you think? I know you can do certain things better than I do, so that's why I ask. I will still remain in my own admin position, I won't be stepping down. I just need another admin by my side.)

[ConkaNat]

It's cool you think that.

(Yeah, I think so)

[ConkerGuru]

Yep.

(Alright. I placed you in the Admin Squirrel group now. Feel free to do whatever you like with things on here, be it creating new subforums, removing redundant ones, or anything like that. I hope you can manage this place in a better way.)